10 golden rules of electric train passengers .

RULE 1 :

The footboard travellers are the last to detrain. 

RULE 2 :

There should be atleast one male in the coach to qualify it for a ladies coach.

RULE 3 :

The " FIRST CLASS" coach is the only coach into which the innocent illiterate traveller gets into. 

RULE 4 :

As soon as a male enters the ladies coach, do nothing but stare at him with words within your lips. Chances are that, he will check if he is properly dressed or he will leave the coach in the next station. 

RULE 5 :

As the train nears the platform, all the plans set by the big group of travellers on the platform crumble and each one ends up getting into each coach and havoc builds up until the train starts when each person decides to detrain and get into the next train with a new set of plans :)

RULE 6 :

Encounter a set of people staring at a particular distance and automatically your eyes search for a gruesome scene at that direction . :(

RULE 7 :

You are either just late or too early for the passing by train.,. Never on time .. :)

RULE 8 : 

The intensity of anxiety to get down amidst the crowd is inversely proportional to the distance to the destination. 

RULE 9 :

Inanimate objects are the foci of fights. ( eg. Bags, pointing out umbrellas, boxes and baskets )

RULE 10 :

Everybody feels clever in choosing the seats carefully only to end up witnessing the same discomfort everywhere, yet repeating the strategies next time  :)

Half of these are observations and half, introspections :)